Pastor John's Blessed Beans
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Limited Small Batch Roast
If you want ground, put it in the notes. Otherwise, it will sent whole bean.
Dark Roast
Notes: Chocolate, Almond, and Honey.
Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 32 reviews.
There is almost nothing that makes an early rainy Monday morning commute more bearable than a cup of my favorite coffee - Not Today, Satan! Dark Roast. Rich, deep flavor, but without the burned or bitter taste of some national brands, this truly is one of life's little pleasures that brightens a dark and stormy Monday. It's going to be a great day already!
Always love this coffee. Smooth, and very clean taste 💕
But today, Satan and all who care to hear, today and everyday for while, will be the day to drink in the rich, smooth dark loveliness that distinguishes this delightfully defiant blend. Today is a better day already. Yum.
I love this Dark Roast "Not Today, Satan" brew. It makes Monday (today) bearable and every other day exhilarating! As an added bonus, I enjoy my Pastor John's Beans coffee in my special Seattle edition from "the other guy's." I like their mugs, but LOVE my NTS blend!
I thought I had already reviewed the coffee but I don’t mind reviewing again. I love the rich flavour and mild acidity of the coffee. I gifted a bag of beans to my son in law, and he loves it as well! I will be ordering again.
The week was starting with a smothering tension that smothered my world like a Frisco fog. The bean bin, the essence of existence, was as empty as my hardened soul. Desperate, I probed into the secret, backup supply. Surely I managed to keep one left-giving bag in reserve. Cleaned out! Like my wallet and my bank account- I had nothing. Ding, dong! My salvation arrived! Brown-clad angels of mercy delivered the stuff dreams are made of- the Black Bird of Blessed Beans brings peace and new life into my weary day. Grind. Brew. Ahhhh. Here’s looking at you, kid. I believe this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Maybe there’s not a lot I can share about my “history” - the “might be where’s” and “possibly when’s” of my life in the undercover world. But one thing I will confess: you don’t need to be a seasoned espionage asset, to uncover the secret of one of the world’s greatest treasures: Satan, Not Today, Satan coffee. Mysteriously dark and subtle, like a well-executed dead drop, each cup will wake your world up faster than a Walther PPK pointed in your direction. Smooth as a double agent, this coffee will have you change your all-time preference drink to , “Not Today. Poured not shaken.”
I’ve been ordering Pastor John’s Blessed Beans for a while now and have never been disappointed! I like my beans a little darker and oilier than some, and Pastor John has accommodated me on any coffee I order. “Not Today Satan” was as bold and delicious as its title, yet not at all harsh or bitter. The rich flavors are smooth and pleasing to the palate. My 30 oz. mug gives me a welcoming dose of blessing every time it is filled with Pastor John’s Joe!
Enjoying this smooth delicious cup of coffee on a cool Idaho fall morning. We highly recommend “Not Today Satan.”
I love to drink espresso and this sure makes a great one . Thank you Pastor John for recommending this it’s a keeper😀
I have enjoyed Pastor John's coffee now for many a year. Most everything I have tasted, I have liked, most I have really liked. But only one blend I have LOVED. The first sip of, "Not Today Satan" and I said, "Hello, where have you been all my life." It's warm and bold and just what I was searching for. So, why the long face, Martin? My only sadness comes from not having the original iconic picture on the bag. While it doesn't stem the taste at all, I missed the joyful campiness of it all. Please, don't let my petty prejudice persuade you to purchase another coffee somewhere else. This is the real deal. It invigorates the individual with the inessential inspirational ingredients to encounter anything the day might bring -- even the big, bad guy himself. If you can beat Satan, you can surely conquer Steve in accounting and his incessant droning on about his last weekend adventure. Just sip and feel the power fill you, filling you with peace and power. Yes. It is THAT good.
"Not Today Satan" is a tempting but righteous blend that has me invigorated to face the wiles of whatever bedevilments may seek to beguile me this day. A rich, favorable, robust roast, "Not Today Satan" will cast away the evil presence of that morning fog, lifting your spirits to loftier heights and glory. It's really good.
Love it! Only downside -- the great artwork didn't arrive on the bag -- so I will be printing it myself! Great coffee!
Pastor John’s Blessed Beans is our “go-to” coffee. We love a dark roasted oily bean. Pastor John’s “Not Today Satan” hits the mark every time. We can’t keep enough of it, even though we buy 4 pounds at a time. We haven’t found any other coffee that checks off all the flavor notes.
We have been using it to make expresso and cappucino and it is absolutely fantastic. Laugh every morning at the name as I making our drinks
My Tuesday morning coffee friend and I both agree this is really good coffee. There’s no bitter taste at all! It’s rich and smooth with no aftertaste. I definitely recommend this blend!!
I always look for this blend!
I really like the smooth mouth feel and less acidic taste.
John's coffee is the best!
As a tea drinker I am constantly amazed when this coffee has me coming back for more! So grateful for this resource for a holy ground bean.
This is the best dark roast for expresso coffee I have ever been able to find, Great job Paster John.
Tried this new blend - decaf at home and regular at work. Both were bold and awesome to drink.
Simply the best.
This coffee is utterly delicious! I could not recommend it highly enough!!
Excellent coffee
I loved the rich bold flavor of this coffee. Thanks!
Rich in flavor and fragrance--a pleasure to have in the kitchen first thing in the morning.
I bought one for myself and the other for my BIL. He was very pleased with the robust flavor. I love its smooth taste.
One of our favorites! It is a smooth and flavorful dark roast. One of us drinks it black and the other enjoys it with cream and sweetener.
The best coffee I have ever had the pleasure of drinking!!
This Dark and Smooth blend of coffee needs no additions of cream or sugar. It is a rich blend of flavor that is ready to fuel you for a day of Sermontating or just reading. It is my new favorite.
I crave dark roast coffee and 'Not today, Satan' does not disappoint. Full, rich but not bitter. Other dark roasts are suddenly tasting weak and listless. I don't have a picture of the coffee because I drink it as soon as it is percolated and I don't stop until the pot is empty. I am a huge fan of this coffee and the roaster, too. Thankful for this stuff!
